Before we get to the seventh quote in this wonderful, wonderful series, I’m almost feeling somewhat back to normal, and regular posting will commence in the next few days. So, yay! Also, my patient farted directly into my face this evening. That was pleasant. Now back to your regular programming:
“You walk in on your patient, and his eyeballs are on his cheeks, and there’s white stuff coming out of his nose … he’s pretty sick, isn’t he?”
A fart to the face. The worst!
And yeah, just a little bit.
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